Cell Phone Wars; because we have nothing better to do with our time than bicker…

I’m getting pretty fed up with this cell phone war bullshit… Apple iPhone, BlackBerry Storm, Palm Pre, G1… who cares?

I have had Verizon Wireless since 2005; the service has been great. Personally, I have a BlackBerry Storm. Is it better than the iPhone? In some respects, yes, in some, no. Do I care? No, why the fuck should I? It does everything I want it to and then some. I get my e-mail, have a calendar, browse the web, update my MySpace, have GPS, text & picture message, oh yeah… and it makes PHONE CALLS!!!

All of the idiots out there willing to break a contract, void warranties, chop off their mother’s leg and sell it, or whatever else they’ll do to get a cell phone are just plain ridiculous.

Your cell phone won’t compensate for your small penis any more than a Corvette, Mercedes, Cadillac or BMW… maybe all these crap is really over which phone can play HD porn to whack off to since these jackasses spend so much time on their phone they can’t get laid!