A place where I can freely tell people to FUCK OFF!!!

It’s a common joke that someone would want to become a Gynecologist, Proctologist or even a Podiatrist (fetishists) for less than admirable sexual reasons. But let’s face it, these are the LAST jobs you’d ever want. When have you ever gone to one of these “perverted” specialists just to be told how well you’re taking care of your “parts”. Bunions, hemorrhoids and nasty snatch; jobs even Mike Rowe won’t touch with a 10-foot pole

I haven’t bitched much lately because I’ve been in a decent mood, but today I was set off. I left on my lunch break and for whatever odd reason, decided to turn on the radio. Every fucking station was playing Michael Jackson songs.

Let me get this straight, molesting little boys means you deserve more airtime? Everyone keeps saying he didn’t deserve to die at 50. Why the fuck not? Everybody makes mistakes, but not everyone is a child molester.

They’re right though, he didn’t deserve to die at 50, he should have been strung up by his pubes, had his dick chopped off, and had a splintered up old baseball bat inserted into his ass and spun around so many times he was shitting out trees.

Fuck Michael Jackson the artist, he was a fucking pedophile before all else, and that’s all I’ll every see him as again. Oh, and to the radio stations, I refuse to listen to any of those I heard playing his music today… anyone with an ounce of morality will do the same!

I probably shouldn’t post personal things on here, but enough is enough. Once again today I had to take time out of work to pick up my girlfriend’s daughter because her head was infested with lice after visiting their father’s house. This isn’t anything new; as a matter of fact, it’s getting REALLY old. This has been consistent for over 2 years now.

In 28 years I’ve NEVER had head lice. My two boys have each gotten it one time from school in 8 and 9 years. My baby, despite constant exposure, has not gotten them in the past year. So how fucking dirty do you have to be to have your house so infested with this shit that it’s impossible to get rid of?

These poor kids have to go through having their hair combed through and acidic shampoo being left on their head every fucking week. I guess being 36, paying your parents $150 a month for rent and utilities, having to borrow your mother’s cell phone because you can’t afford your own, working two days a week; if that, stealing cable from your parents because you can’t pay your bills, and telling your kids you can’t do anything with them otherwise you won’t be able to feed them the two days a week you have them has become acceptable in our society. To top it off, you have chronic head lice (which I’m convinced have mutated and are immune to all treatments).

I may not be the most successful person in the world, with a big house and fancy cars, but I think I have a right in this case to call someone else a fucking loser waste of life!

Not too long ago I bitched about how the new eBay sucks because of asshole buyers. I outlined how I stated in the auction the card was “Strictly AS-IS” and “Windows crashed when attempting to load the drivers”. Despite this, some ass-fuck decided to ignore my warnings and buy the card like it was new.

First piece of bullshit: PayPal ruled in their favor. Despite warnings in the auction, being listed as no returns, and as-is, they got their money back.

Second piece of bullshit: The shit-face left negative feedback stating I refused a refund (after they had already gotten their money back through PayPal)… WTF???

Third piece of bullshit: This low-life degenerate now had the nerve to deny my request through eBay for a final value fee credit.

So in the end… I lost out on shipping, I got negative feedback, I had to refund money on a “no returns” item, and I got stuck up the ass with eBay fees for an item that’s sitting in a box at my house right now… Fuck this Shit!!!

I’m getting pretty fed up with this cell phone war bullshit… Apple iPhone, BlackBerry Storm, Palm Pre, G1… who cares?

I have had Verizon Wireless since 2005; the service has been great. Personally, I have a BlackBerry Storm. Is it better than the iPhone? In some respects, yes, in some, no. Do I care? No, why the fuck should I? It does everything I want it to and then some. I get my e-mail, have a calendar, browse the web, update my MySpace, have GPS, text & picture message, oh yeah… and it makes PHONE CALLS!!!

All of the idiots out there willing to break a contract, void warranties, chop off their mother’s leg and sell it, or whatever else they’ll do to get a cell phone are just plain ridiculous.

Your cell phone won’t compensate for your small penis any more than a Corvette, Mercedes, Cadillac or BMW… maybe all these crap is really over which phone can play HD porn to whack off to since these jackasses spend so much time on their phone they can’t get laid!

I understand the legal system is there for a reason. People get hurt, screwed, wronged in one way or another. They deserve justice.

I received an e-mail at work today. They’re starting the “Spring Walk”. To enourage workers to stay healthy and fit, they give entries for drawings out to those who walk a half hour every day during their lunch break. I was pretty excited to see the e-mail, little things like this motivate me.

Then the part that pissed me off. I downloaded the registration form; there was a space for name, division, signature, date, and this lovely blurb:

I know that running/walking is a potentially hazardous activity. I should not enter unless I am medically able and properly trained. I agree to abide by any decision of a race/walk official relative to my ability to safely complete the activity. I agree not to wear a headphone during this event. I assume all risks associated with running and/or walking in this event including, but not limited to, falls, contact with other participants, the effects of weather including heat or humidity, traffic and conditions, all such risks being known and appreciated by me. Having read this waiver and knowing these facts, and in consideration of your accepting my entry, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release <<COMPANY NAME WITHHELD>> and their representatives and successors from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event.

This is just sad folks. Here the company is trying to do something to help encourage you to better your life, but some lawyer-toting lazy fat ass with a heart condition (who as an adult should have damn known better), decided to jump out in front of a car, have a heart attack, or some other bullshit to file a lawsuit for a free meal.

The fact that our society has gotten to the point where you have to have someone sign a waiver when you’re trying to help them is just pathetic… to whoever screwed the company in the past leading to this: get a job and GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

I’ve been a reputable eBayer for years, as both a buyer and a seller. So, why is it that some douche bag gets to stroll along, bid on an item without reading the auction, and piss me off by having the funds on my PayPal account held.

I clearly stated in the auction:

When I tried to install the latest nVidia drivers, Windows crashed. Although the card does work in it’s most basic form, because I was unable to fully test it, I’m selling it strictly AS-IS.

What does that tell you? I tried it, it crashed, it’s AS-IS!!! Under “Returns” it was marked “The seller will not accept returns for this item”. Maybe someone out there knows how to fix this, or a way around it. Maybe older drivers will work. I don’t, I don’t care. That’s why I sold it; AS-Freaking-IS!

Now I have to wait up to a month for PayPal to release the $82 being held on my account. It’s called buyer’s remorse… suck it up and deal with it. I’ve bought AS-IS auctions before, they were shipped fast, packed well, and even though the items didn’t work, I left positive feedback. It was my choice to buy something that was potentially garbage and I lived with it. I guess this Jack-Off isn’t quite as enlightened!